Super offensive offensiveness

Hey everyone, (Insert random blog greeting here). So the point to this blog is to follow suit with the stickguycomics.com site and fill this with random crap. So I want to start off with a bang and see how many different people/ethnic groups I can offend in one blog entry.

So let’s get things started. So a few years ago I made the mistake and let me tell you – big mistake of going to Mexico. Let’s just say for those of you who have been fortunate enough to not journey to Mexico, keep it that way. Mexico is pretty much as they say…God’s blind spot. Filled with dirty people and building that are comparable to that of what you’d find in a garbage dump or in a toilet. Seriously…one of them touched me and I had to be quarantined in the infection disease ward.

Now, while you may get 6 different kinds of herpes from a Mexican they aren’t the worst people on the planet. No, no, Mexican’s are by far much worse. In order to prove how much worse Mexican’s are I conducted pain staking research of finally came up with a mathematical formula that links Mexican’s to global warming.

Mexican’s = Global Warming

See! Solid irrefutable evidence! So in conclusion Mexican’s are what’s wrong with the world. I also conducted research that links Mexican’s too overpopulation, violence in the Middle East and the fall of the Roman Empire…oh and I forgot the holocaust, both the world wars and the extinction of the condor.

Seriously though, that’s enough talk about Mexican’s…anymore and I won’t be able to keep my lunch down. No seriously the only thing I can’t stand more than a Mexican is a soccer mom. Let’s face it; soccer moms are exactly what the world doesn’t need. Seriously all we need is another 40 year old hag running around trying to shut down everything to “vulgar” instead of actually preventing there nerdy, emo, suicidal kids.

Good god, I’m well aware that I publish a violent comic strip but seriously its stick guys killing each other and as long as I’m not breaking any laws I should be able to publish what I want on the internet. Instead internet sites have to spend half their valuable time combating soccer moms with shriveled vagina’s from blocking our sites on things like websense because we publish “adult” or “vulgar” content. Instead of focusing on our content we have to combat a 500 page petition that requests that our web host shut us down. Here’s an idea, instead of putting time and effort into shutting down websites why don’t you take the time to actually parent your kids. Oh that’s right…it’s because you’re too busy drinking and smoking large amounts of crack to be bothered.

Seriously though, the very idea that the internet should be some kind of parenting tool is ludicrous. The internet shouldn’t even be used by kids and I shouldn’t have to worry about getting my site shut down for catering my humor to adults only. But of course I understand that those stay at home soccer moms are too busy hiding their affairs from their husbands to be bothered to do actual parenting and of course, trying to get them to understand things such as this is like trying to cure constipation with a pair of surgical gloves and a pair of pliers…it doesn’t work. Well this is beginning to become a pain…later.